Wednesday

NICE FACE MEGAN



YUP.

Oh, yeah....these.

Why?


Totally straight.



You know when someone gets you something or makes you something but you don't really like it, but you'll wear it once around them to make them happy. Well my Grandma made this for me, for halloween when i was def too old to be wearing something like that. But I just didn't wear it around the house, she sent me to school in it.

Monday

Sorry I didn't update this weekend, I was too busy moshing pits.



I have no fucking clue who this guy is, or why i'm dressed like that



At this age, I was def too old to be taking pictures like this.



yeah, so...megan was weird.

Friday

I should wear outfits like this now.

Thursday

South Park....Respect.



So along with being in beauty pageants I was also a child model.......ON FUCKING CATWALKS.



No wonder i didn't get girls, look at my fat fucking face.

Wednesday

I was supposed to be Raiden for halloween, but I just looked like a goofy mushroom.



We used to live in Georgia, where the Chicago white sox are from.



Here is me and my family at Megan's christening...what the hell kind of face am I making.

Moar.

People were siked on the pageant pictures so heres another one with all the trophies I won from it....why the fuck am I on the table?



Stone Mountain was a national park about 30 minutes from where we lived in GA. We used to go there a lot, apparently when I went there I liked to smile like that.



My grandma used to part my hair like this everyday, I hated it. Megan also looks ridiculous here.



I started bowling when I was 3, as you can see...I was extremely stoked.

Thanks to the 5 people who are following the blog now, that gets me siked...more tomorrow!

Well, here it is...

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their past...apparently I have more than most... every picture i post of myself as a child seems to blow my friends minds so here is my blog of just that....pictures of me as a kid, i'll upload one or a few each day and hopefully you will get a laugh or two at my expense. Since is the first post, I'll post a few pictures to get the ball rolling.

We'll start off with my family....this is 1990... I have one sister who's name is Megan and both of my parents rule... they are responsible for all of these pictures.



In 1994 I was in a beauty pageant and I won and was named Gwinnett County's Little Mr. Heart of the South.... here is proof



I don't know when this picture was taken but its me and my sister sitting on Martin Luther Kings Grave in GA. I'm wearing an Austin 3:16 shirt with a South Park hat. Whats really good.


For some reason on this day, which I don't believe was halloween I was dressed like a Dinosaur and I was really bummed. Probably because I didn't have friends


Okay thats it, more tomorrow.