Thursday, July 16, 2009

Vacation Update: Requested by Zach

We'll start this one off with a bang. Sorry Megan

Freak Baby

Really mom and dad? a VOLLEYBALL outfit?

Oh wait, nevermind...the Engineer one is much better.

When I was 12, I won the Bronze Medal in the Jr. Olympics in Georgia against a packed house of freaks who looked like that...that huge kid was like 20 years

Okay Grandma.

My Childhood was packed full of great outfits and high socks.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Some more

siked to be with these people.

we're both thrilled about something

Megan was seriously not a real person

Wednesday, May 6, 2009



Sunday, May 3, 2009

It's been a while

Haven't updated in a long time, need to go through more albums...hopefully to find more embarrassing

oh hey

another great outfit by my parents...we lived in Georgia so i guess i had to like racing

Thursday, February 5, 2009


Here is the original me sad on a sidewalk in a dino costume picture. It kills my soul.

This is what I looked like in 8th grade, why a girl would have even considered talking to me blows my mind.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009


Megan was not a real baby.

This is only funny because of the kid with the buck teeth.

More updates soon, this one was weak...better ones to come.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009




Sunday, January 25, 2009

Oh, yeah....these.


Totally straight.

You know when someone gets you something or makes you something but you don't really like it, but you'll wear it once around them to make them happy. Well my Grandma made this for me, for halloween when i was def too old to be wearing something like that. But I just didn't wear it around the house, she sent me to school in it.

Monday, January 19, 2009


Sorry I didn't update this weekend, I was too busy moshing pits.

I have no fucking clue who this guy is, or why i'm dressed like that

At this age, I was def too old to be taking pictures like this.

yeah, so...megan was weird.

Friday, January 16, 2009


I should wear outfits like this now.

Thursday, January 15, 2009


South Park....Respect.

So along with being in beauty pageants I was also a child model.......ON FUCKING CATWALKS.

No wonder i didn't get girls, look at my fat fucking face.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


I was supposed to be Raiden for halloween, but I just looked like a goofy mushroom.

We used to live in Georgia, where the Chicago white sox are from.

Here is me and my family at Megan's christening...what the hell kind of face am I making.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


People were siked on the pageant pictures so heres another one with all the trophies I won from it....why the fuck am I on the table?

Stone Mountain was a national park about 30 minutes from where we lived in GA. We used to go there a lot, apparently when I went there I liked to smile like that.

My grandma used to part my hair like this everyday, I hated it. Megan also looks ridiculous here.

I started bowling when I was 3, as you can see...I was extremely stoked.

Thanks to the 5 people who are following the blog now, that gets me siked...more tomorrow!

Monday, January 12, 2009

Well, here it is...

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their past...apparently I have more than most... every picture i post of myself as a child seems to blow my friends minds so here is my blog of just of me as a kid, i'll upload one or a few each day and hopefully you will get a laugh or two at my expense. Since is the first post, I'll post a few pictures to get the ball rolling.

We'll start off with my family....this is 1990... I have one sister who's name is Megan and both of my parents rule... they are responsible for all of these pictures.

In 1994 I was in a beauty pageant and I won and was named Gwinnett County's Little Mr. Heart of the South.... here is proof

I don't know when this picture was taken but its me and my sister sitting on Martin Luther Kings Grave in GA. I'm wearing an Austin 3:16 shirt with a South Park hat. Whats really good.

For some reason on this day, which I don't believe was halloween I was dressed like a Dinosaur and I was really bummed. Probably because I didn't have friends

Okay thats it, more tomorrow.